Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Pi Beta Poop?

Pi Phi chapters around the country have had their dirty laundry hung out to dry lately! As a fellow Pi Phi, I should probably be embarassed by all this bad press. However, I am not, and this article could have the name of C&R's university in the title instead of Miami's. Excerpts from Deadspin's article, "Miami University Had The Pukiest, Poopiest, Sexiest Spring Formal Ever" below.

On April 9, 2010, Miami University's Pi Beta Phi fraternity for women held a spring formal at the quaint Lake Lyndsay Lodge in Hamilton, Ohio. The sloppy, slutty details of what transpired that boozy enchanted evening are tremendous.

Like most bus rides to fraternity formals, the guys and gals pounded Natty Lights and other booze most of the way there and were completely obliterated before they even stepped foot inside Lake Lyndsay, which is about 20-30 minutes away from Miami University's campus. Phipps [operator of Lake Lyndsay] said the damages both inside and outside the palatial lake area lodge (which was hosting a non-alcoholic wedding at 8 a.m. the next morning) were not the most disturbing part of the evening, but more "the overall behavior of the students." As you can tell from the detailed description in her letter, both male and female attendees went completely nuts: puking on themselves, breaking crystal vases, decapitating stone lion statues, urinating in sinks, pooping on the side of the building, screwing in the caterer closet, boinking in the beach house.

Check out the article to see the letter to Miami's Pi Phi chapter from the operator of the club where the formal was located. Enjoy the ridiculousness that probs happened at your college, too.



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