Happy Birthday! Love, This Weird Copper Cat

Not to bring up cats again, but...today a birthday card was circulated around the office for everyone to sign for a coworker's birthday. No big deal, right? Well, it becomes a big deal when the birthday card looks like this:

I'm sorry, but what?? WHAT is this? This is 100% not a birthday card. I can't even tell you what the card is intended for - there isn't even anything written on the inside. It is literally just a card with a copper cat splayed on a wire door. Oh, and the wire is real - heavy, metal wire with a copper cat attached to it, on a paper card. The interesting thing is, no one else in the office thinks this is the least bit abnormal. And it's really bothering me.

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R