I'll be sure to fill you in on what I choose to stuff my face with tonight.
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R
Is it Friday yet?!
C
And this "Pillar Tunic" Printed in "Daquiri Pink Coral Me Crazy" will be tossed in right after. Nothing better than hitting the beach wearing 2 different Lilly prints and a wintery pale glow to my skin!
How long until February 10th?!
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C
I'm sorry, but what?? WHAT is this? This is 100% not a birthday card. I can't even tell you what the card is intended for - there isn't even anything written on the inside. It is literally just a card with a copper cat splayed on a wire door. Oh, and the wire is real - heavy, metal wire with a copper cat attached to it, on a paper card. The interesting thing is, no one else in the office thinks this is the least bit abnormal. And it's really bothering me.
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R
I love how J.Crew has teamed up with Sperry to make these great metallic boat shoes - cutest.
Welp, looks like I have some shopping to do. . .
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R
An email from my roommate, E:
Yesterday, Charlotte's* daughter Rory (age 5) was home sick from school, so I, (being the NICE employee that I am) told Charlotte I would help her out and go watch Rory for a couple hours while she went to a meeting. Rory, not REALLY sick, wanted to go play in their playroom. While playing, we stumbled upon her new camera and she wanted to show me some "funny pictures." We scrolled through holiday pictures, New Years pictures, random pictures that a 5-year-old would take...when all of the sudden we came upon NAKED pictures of Rory's dad (CHARLOTTE'S HUSBAND) in the bathroom. There was an assortment of FULL FRONTAL nude photos ranging from Greg coming out of the shower to him going to the bathroom. Rory must have ambushed him one morning, because he wasn't exactly posing for the pictures. But, sure enough, I was SHOCKED and didn't know what to do...
Rory: You can see my dad's WEINER!!
Me: Oh, yes Rory. You can.
Rory: Isn't that SOOO funny??
Me: Hilarious. Rory, do your parents know you have these pictures?
Rory: I don't know...
Me: Well you probably shouldn't show them to people...
Who have you shown them to?
Rory: Just ALL my other babysitters...
Poor E. Seeing your boss' husband's dong? Gross.
*names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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R
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C
Welcome to the Chronicles of the Professional GChatters, where 9-5 life consists of sending each other links to clothes we want (but usually can’t afford), people who bother us (hello coworkers), food we’ve eaten (and usually trying to burn off by after-work trips to the gym) and celeb gossip (perezhilton.com is bookmarked on our computers). Sitting at a desk all day, one learns to get very creative with the internet.
So, if you’re bored at work, unemployed, or just think we’re hilarious, we welcome you to the Chronicles of the Professional GChatters.
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C&R