Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Creepy Singers

Bahah. This is great. Have you ever really listened to the lyrics of these songs? Huffington Post's 10 Incredibly Creepy Songs About Love and Longing.

"Baby It's Cold Outside" - A girl wants to leave the guy's house and he's like, "oh it's cold." And she's like, "not that cold." And he's like, "how could you do this thing to me?" Leaving somebody's house when it's snowing isn't really doing anything to anybody. And then she notices her drink tastes funny. And then he reveals there are no cabs. No. Cabs. She's stuck. With a mysteriously funny tasting drink. Oh sure, Merry Christmas.

"Don't Stand So Close To Me" - Hey, guys. This song is about teachers who want to sleep with students and then it also mentions 'Lolita'. There is nothing cute or romantic about this song at all. This is a terrifying song and it definitely plays in the dentist's office at all times, which is even worse.

"As Long As You Love Me" - The chorus is "I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me," which is exactly why murderers with life sentences get married.



1 comment:

  1. i am having to try REALLY hard to not burst out laughing in class. SO FUNNY.